Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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