Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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