i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
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I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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