i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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