dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit