she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.