I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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