Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize