I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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