No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
