you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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