Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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