i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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