Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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