shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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