Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
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yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
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Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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