Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
This house was built for laser tag.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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