He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
