of course. lets lasso hookers.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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