at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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