His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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