Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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