i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Randomize
