these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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