He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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