Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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