Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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