So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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