I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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