lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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