There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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