awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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