I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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