Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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