we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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