Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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