Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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