i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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