when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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