There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz