After last night, I could never be a politician.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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