fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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