Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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