I'm so fucking centered right now
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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