We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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