i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
These 19 People Had Awkward Celebrity Sex Dreams
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one