I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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