He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back