This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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