My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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