dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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