why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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