she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I have post one night stand depression
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