No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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